Einstein : Not everything that can be counted counts. And not everything that counts can be counted.

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

LAS VEGAS CHURCHES

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Vegas but there are more Catholic Churches than casinos.


Not surprisingly some worshippers at Sunday services give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed around.


Since they get chips from many different casinos the churches have devised a method to collect the offering.


The churches send all their collected chips to the nearby franciscan monastery for sorting & then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin & cashed in.
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This is done by the Chip Monks!!!!



You didn't even see it coming did you?

2 comments:

BelfastPeeler said...

So this guy/chav/scroat walks into a job centre and says "here, I wanna job". The advisor behind the counter says "I have just the thing. A Russian Lady is looking for a driver cum bodyguard. She is very wealthy and attractive and lives alone and needs someone to provide some company and keep away undesirable suitors.

You would be living in her £6 million mansion, eat out with her at the best restaurants and be required to wear the finest clothes which she will pay for. The salary is £50k a year and you'd start immediately"

The scroat exclaims "You're joking!"








The advisor says "Yes, but you started it"

JJ said...

I would like to go to Las Vegas and play in a high roller casino but it’s an expensive thing to do, even more so when you live in the UK. I have to resort to playing a casino game online instead which lets me win the money but I miss out on the atmosphere, but still save £600 on the 14 hour flight. So until I win big all I’ll do is play online casino dreaming of Las Vegas.