tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post6349948802204958448..comments2023-10-26T14:20:21.877+01:00Comments on Whichendbites: Swans.Whichendbiteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10007093242950393006noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-76853240317303401772012-01-26T08:57:12.482+00:002012-01-26T08:57:12.482+00:00Hear, hear. I have awarded the Judge a Dickiebouqu...Hear, hear. I have awarded the Judge a Dickiebouquet on my blog.<br />Funny thing; I published a photograph of him in his 'uniform' and most of the comments have been about his hairstyle (wig)! Must tell us something of the people who read my blog!<a href="http://www.bayhideawayresort.com.au/" rel="nofollow">whale watching hervey bay</a><a href="http://alkalmate.com" rel="nofollow">ionised water</a>qwadrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14454858865795229059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-77959561454573023582007-10-22T19:43:00.000+01:002007-10-22T19:43:00.000+01:00You're doing Hot Fuzz aren't you? First fencing ju...You're doing Hot Fuzz aren't you? First fencing jumping, now swans. Next trashing Sommerfields?<BR/><BR/>Seriously, swans are evil, foul birds, nasty temperaments. Best views in pictures or at a medieval banquet.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-41444085413290984922007-10-22T16:12:00.000+01:002007-10-22T16:12:00.000+01:00Superb!!!Now, if I can only apply your Swan techni...Superb!!!<BR/>Now, if I can only apply your Swan technique to catching dogs......Gazzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10890552869051102769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-15680280708777595612007-10-21T16:58:00.000+01:002007-10-21T16:58:00.000+01:00That was so funny, still has me laughing now!That was so funny, still has me laughing now!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-79655194722448497622007-10-19T11:19:00.000+01:002007-10-19T11:19:00.000+01:00I think you are too kind-hearted. I'd have said so...I think you are too kind-hearted. I'd have said something like, "Oh. I've left my van blocking the road", and made off, never to return. You are definitely getting soft.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-90177727284753759632007-10-19T10:39:00.000+01:002007-10-19T10:39:00.000+01:00Ah but what did you do with your dog during this '...Ah but what did you do with your dog during this 'rescue'? Did you leave the poor fella in the can 300m away?eldrichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16657170154993984942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-19137600220821722322007-10-19T07:52:00.000+01:002007-10-19T07:52:00.000+01:00Yep, been there and that brought my first one back...Yep, been there and that brought my first one back to mind. That was so well put that I'm still laughing at it and at myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-48363137242127843412007-10-18T21:07:00.000+01:002007-10-18T21:07:00.000+01:00Have not laughed like that for ages, thank god I h...Have not laughed like that for ages, thank god I have not had that one yet!<BR/><BR/>By the way still laughing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-74771054355112752492007-10-18T19:16:00.000+01:002007-10-18T19:16:00.000+01:00I don't know what swans were in a previous incarna...I don't know what swans were in a previous incarnation but you can bet your life it was something unpleasant.Whichendbiteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10007093242950393006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-17598876521788331752007-10-18T14:50:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:50:00.000+01:00"The Swan goes all flappy and honky". . . . a beau..."The Swan goes all flappy and honky". . . . a beautiful sentence that indicates you know far more about swans than you're letting on.<BR/>Once called to deal with a similar situation. Control room said "Advice from the RSPCA is to grab it by the neck, wrap your arm around it's wings and transport it to open water"<BR/>My immediate response was "If you f*****g think I'm f*****g going near that f*****g hell bird spat forth from the very mouth of hades then you got another f*****g think coming, get those lazy b******s to come and get the f*****g thing themselves if they know so f*****g much, I'm off!"<BR/>Instead I keyed my mic and said "Ahhh, negative control, I fear I may damage the bird if I try to do so without training (subtext "Ahhh, negative control, I fear the bird may damage me if I try to do so without training. badly"), could you ask the professionals to attend and deal please!"<BR/>Evil incarnate when roused to ill-temper, and no mistake.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5514377357336356111.post-30625675897452521382007-10-18T12:27:00.000+01:002007-10-18T12:27:00.000+01:00One attacked me when I was out rowing, it was my f...One attacked me when I was out rowing, it was my first time in a single skull so I was wibbling all over the place, I think it's mission was to drop me in the drink. After it nearly braining me with it's wing and me nearly braining it with my oar, I managed the speediest, and possibly world's most shaky, escape ever, they're right evil little things when they want to be.RandomPinknesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08165764485844431456noreply@blogger.com